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#1 kabayo

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 02:41 AM

Different Courting Habits

THE VARSITY DUDE
Opening line: "You know what, every time you watch me play, I feel so inspired "
His game plan: He's gonna wink at you or point at you whenever he scores
First move: He'll give you free tickets to his games
First gift: His team jacket or a UST growling tigers yellow jacket....
First date: He's gonna take you to a UAAP game between ATENEO and BARANGKA HIGH SCHOOL
Phone habit(s): He always talks about his great heroic game saving shots
Courting endurance: Really depends on how long the off-season is
How he will propose: After a game and winning the MVP award, he'll ask you to be his girlfriend

THE COMPUTER KID
Opening line: ..Hi!!!...ASL
His game plan: He's gonna give you all the anti-nuking devices to keep you protected
First move: He'll give you a cyber flower
First gift: New software especially made for you
First date: He's gonna take you to Cyber Cafe and you're gonna chat and surf together
Phone habit(s): He always talks about computer jargons, you never understand them though
Visiting hours: Whenever your computer breaks down, he'll be there
Courting endurance: It really depends on how much more free Internet hours he has left
How he will propose: He's gonna ask you over one of the chat channels

THE GEEK FREAK
Opening line: "Hey groovy chick!!"
His game plan: He's gonna do all your homework until you realize his importance
First move: He's gonna do all your reports and term papers
First gift: A book on Chemistry made easy starring Big Bird and Pong Pagong
First date: He's gonna take you to a very silent place... the library
Phone habit(s): He always tries to review you for upcoming tests and quizzes
Visiting hours: Every time you have work that requires him to go to your house
Courting endurance: As long as you need someone to do your school load
How he will propose: He's gonna ask you in between the bookshelves in the library

THE RICH KID
Opening line: "So whatta you want?" (flips the wallet open with all the dangling credit cards)
His game plan: He's gonna give you anything money can buy
First move: He'll take you for a joy ride in his two-seater roadster
First gift: Anything with a price tag not lower than 10,000
First date: He's gonna take you in his yacht for a cruise
Phone habit(s): He keeps on asking if there's anything you need, and he means ANYTHING
Visiting hours: whenever you're available
Courting endurance: usually lasts long enough for you to be as rich as he is
How he will propose: He'll rent TIME SQUARE and propose on the big screen

MR. SMOOTH (magingat sa style ng taong ito, ayon sa istatistika sya ang may pinakamaraming nabibiktima)
Opening line: Usually he'll call the girl and make her "bola"
His game plan: He'll be friends with you first and then he'll go for the kill afterwards
First move: He'll be callin' you ever night to try to be as close to you as possible
First gift: He'll give you roses or a teddy bear
First date: He's gonna take you for a stroll at the mall
Phone habit(s): He always makes you "bola"
Visiting hours: Whenever he can think of an excuse to go to your place
Courting endurance: As long as he doesn't get that famous line "..let's be friends na lang"
How he will propose: Over the phone (around midnight in most cases)

THE HEADBANGER
Opening line: "Pank's nat ded!!"
His game plan: He's gonna keep on asking you to watch his gigs
First move: He'll give you tickets just for you to watch his gigs
First gift: Some heavy metal CD you can't seem to appreciate
First date: He's gonna take you to Club Dredd
Phone habit(s): He keeps on playing the guitar over the phone, heavy metal stuff of course!
Visiting hours: Every time he doesn't have a gig
Courting endurance: As long as you don't say No!
How he will propose: He's gonna dedicate this song to you and propose afterwards

THE PLAYBOY
Opening line: "You're my one and only."
His game plan: As far as he's concerned, you're just one of his many options
First move: He's gonna call you EVERY OTHER NIGHT (guess who he calls on those other nights?!?!?)
First gift: A Parker pen, the ones that can be bought in packs (guess where
the other pens went?!)
First date: He's gonna take you to a place where he's sure that he can't be spotted by his other girls...someplace like...McDonalds, Laguna
Visiting hours: Every other day (I wonder why?!?)
Courting endurance: As long as he gets away with it
How he will propose: Like how he asks every other girl.. Can you be my girlfriend??"

THE FLASH
Opening line: "Will you be my girlfriend?"
His game plan: He'll ask you as soon as possible
First move: He's gonna ask you
First gift: Oh yah , while he's asking you he's gonna give you roses
First date: (You have to give him an answer first before he takes you out
Phone habit(s): You will really never got to talk to him. He is so goddamn fast!!)
Visiting hours: The only time he's gonna visit is when he's gonna ask you
How he will propose: refer to opening line

THE JOLOG
Opening line: "I CRUSH YOU" (what he means is, he likes you very much!)
His game plan: He's gonna collect coins so he can call you from the payphone
First move: He's gonna follow you around like some goon and then he's gonna pick your pocket to get info about you.
First gift: He's gonna give you a pirated tape of the Streetboys' latest album with the special participation of Aiza Seguerra
First date: He's gonna take you to Ever Gotesco Commonwealth to watch a tagalog movie
Phone habit(s): He tries to make you bola by comparing you to Sabrina M. and Nora Aunor
Visiting hours: As long as the jeepneys are not on strike
Courting endurance: As long as..."He Crushes You"
How he will propose: "I lab u , puwede ba kitang maging syota?!?!" (---Jologs talaga)


---- Oh..Sino Kayo Dito..?!!

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#2 kabayo

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 02:52 AM

parang kulang eh...


THE MARTIAL ARTIST
Opening line: "Anong style ng martial arts mo?"
His game plan: He's gonna invite you to his master's seminar at Luneta or tournament(or FMA picnic)
First move: He will ask you to be his teaching assistant,kunwari papasapak siya tapos counter sya,sabay chancing
First gift: Black Belt Magazine with Dan Inosanto in the cover,and a Bruce Lee printed-shirt
First date: He will ask you to watch URCC or judo competitions with him.
Phone habit(s): He will call you late at night and talks about the jolog he just mauled,or the holdupper-turned punching bag, and see if you are concerned
Visiting hours: anytime its training time
Courting endurance: As long as hindi pa siya napapahiya sa demo
How he will propose: "I am growing old,lets start a family so that I can have an heir to my system."


ANG TAMAAN WAG MAGALIT hehehe parang may kilala akong ganun e hehehe biggrin.gif

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 03:08 AM

Arnisador: Miss ang stick ko mala kabayo
Pinay Target: ke "Calayan" ba yan?

Arnisador: Miss pag nakikita kita ang puso ko "Tigidig Tigidig Tigidig"
Pinay Target: ay talaga...pano yan gusto ko me kotse..para Brooommm
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 07:59 AM

Mr. Smooth para safe  pimp.gif
Pag pinukol ka ng bato, batuhin mo ng tinapay.. na may palamang granada...

Sa lahat ng ayoko ay yung iniistorbo ako pag kumakain ako ng kalamay !!!

Ikaw Major! ang anay dito sa departamento !!! Isama mo na ang mga bata mo.Lahat kayo mga kakaning itik !


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Posted 08 May 2008 - 02:11 PM

MR. DRAMA

Tag lines:  My cat died, my dog died, My relative died, etc.. etc... as long as there are emotions and feelings involved.

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Posted 09 May 2008 - 12:22 AM

Pag Maganda at Sexy at Ayaw....kidnapin mo
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Posted 09 May 2008 - 01:47 AM

QUOTE (nosyac @ May 8 2008, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MR. DRAMA

Tag lines:  My cat died, my dog died, My relative died, etc.. etc... as long as there are emotions and feelings involved.

style nyo po ba yan sir? biggrin.gif

style ko all of the above! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif depende sa sitwasyon...kung kailangan mag adapt..."be like water,my friend" tongue.gif

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 04:51 PM

QUOTE (kabayo @ May 7 2008, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
THE COMPUTER KID

...

First date: He's gonna take you to Cyber Cafe and you're gonna chat and surf together

Wrong!

First date: He's going to take you to a cyber cafe to play DotA.
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Posted 10 May 2008 - 05:06 PM

QUOTE (kabayo @ May 8 2008, 09:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (nosyac @ May 8 2008, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MR. DRAMA

Tag lines:  My cat died, my dog died, My relative died, etc.. etc... as long as there are emotions and feelings involved.

style nyo po ba yan sir? biggrin.gif

style ko all of the above! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif depende sa sitwasyon...kung kailangan mag adapt..."be like water,my friend" tongue.gif


hahahaha... lumang tugtugin na daw sabi ng pamangkin ko

But I heard few times when I go to bars and have few drinks with friends.  You know, ladies are very emotional.

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 06:13 AM

Ganito Daw...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ig24-dYruA...feature=related

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 07:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5jnA3L_OKs

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 04:23 PM

QUOTE (nosyac @ May 11 2008, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (kabayo @ May 8 2008, 09:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (nosyac @ May 8 2008, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MR. DRAMA

Tag lines:  My cat died, my dog died, My relative died, etc.. etc... as long as there are emotions and feelings involved.

style nyo po ba yan sir? biggrin.gif

style ko all of the above! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif depende sa sitwasyon...kung kailangan mag adapt..."be like water,my friend" tongue.gif


hahahaha... lumang tugtugin na daw sabi ng pamangkin ko

But I heard few times when I go to bars and have few drinks with friends.  You know, ladies are very emotional.



ang alam ko pag sa mga bars... isang linya lang ang effective - "wag ka magalala. paaaralin kita." biggrin.gif

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 07:07 AM

QUOTE (kabayo @ May 7 2008, 02:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
parang kulang eh...


THE MARTIAL ARTIST
Opening line: "Anong style ng martial arts mo?"
His game plan: He's gonna invite you to his master's seminar at Luneta or tournament(or FMA picnic)
First move: He will ask you to be his teaching assistant,kunwari papasapak siya tapos counter sya,sabay chancing
First gift: Black Belt Magazine with Dan Inosanto in the cover,and a Bruce Lee printed-shirt
First date: He will ask you to watch URCC or judo competitions with him.
Phone habit(s): He will call you late at night and talks about the jolog he just mauled,or the holdupper-turned punching bag, and see if you are concerned
Visiting hours: anytime its training time
Courting endurance: As long as hindi pa siya napapahiya sa demo
How he will propose: "I am growing old,lets start a family so that I can have an heir to my system."


ANG TAMAAN WAG MAGALIT hehehe parang may kilala akong ganun e hehehe biggrin.gif


The IStalker
Opening line : "excuse me " as he accidentaly bumps into you while looking for a bush to hide in .
His Game Plan : He's going to stalk you...kaya tawag nga stalker eh...
first move: He'll send you unsigned love letters , and write your name everywhere, like 1000 times all over his notebook. His desk, his room ,EVERYWHERE!!!!
Phone Habbitts: He will call you up all hours of the day and hang up, sometimes it's all heavy breathing.
Courting Endurance: Forever! unless he get's treated for his condition with meds and therapy
Visiting hours: He's camped out your house , has a hidden webcam in your house as well to keep tabs on you.
First Date: at the court room after he was arrested for stalking you .
How he will propose: In letter form writen from  jail or a mental hospital expressing his undying love for you
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Posted 18 May 2008 - 10:14 AM

is that from experience? biggrin.gif

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 09:19 PM

QUOTE (kabayo @ May 18 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
is that from experience? biggrin.gif


may order of protection na si Sangot against me  unsure.gif


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Posted 19 May 2008 - 12:18 AM

QUOTE (bayani @ May 19 2008, 05:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (kabayo @ May 18 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
is that from experience? biggrin.gif


may order of protection na si Sangot against me  unsure.gif

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:04 AM

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THE COMPUTER KID

...

First date: He's gonna take you to Cyber Cafe and you're gonna chat and surf together

Wrong!

First date: He's going to take you to a cyber cafe to play DotA.


so, any sane lady should be wary, (first date) a musikero's going to make her "gawa" at "laro" NotA.  blink.gif

.....

FMAer:  *not dating yet...already flaunting his stick*  
Kolehiyala (ilocana):  eewwww!  k*n@m syet...

.....

sa kabilang banda, mga kuya, more tips please?!?? ..may pagka-torpe kc here, eh.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:20 AM

QUOTE (Matawguro @ May 11 2008, 12:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (kabayo @ May 7 2008, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
THE COMPUTER KID

...

First date: He's gonna take you to Cyber Cafe and you're gonna chat and surf together

Wrong!

First date: He's going to take you to a cyber cafe to play DotA.


WRONG!

I take her to my computer to watch porn!
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:29 AM

wag kang torpe! parang martial arts din yan! your going to lose the fight if your always on the defensive! biggrin.gif masisira momentum mo! its the good guys that finish last my friend wink.gif

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:55 AM

QUOTE (kabayo @ May 19 2008, 01:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wag kang torpe! parang martial arts din yan! your going to lose the fight if your always on the defensive! biggrin.gif masisira momentum mo! its the good guys that finish last my friend wink.gif

                                                                                                      nagmamahal,kabayo.


Hmmmnn...but, how does preemptive strikes, rooting, blade cutting/thrusting, zoning, etc., apply?!? i doubt a "fast kill" would make her happy.   blink.gif

does multiple opponent tactics apply too?!?  cool.gif
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:56 AM

Cyber move.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 10:06 AM

Heh! Puro kayo daldal tungkol sa babae. Ang dami daming thread dito tungkol sa chicks kuno.

Puro kwento. Kwentutang walang kabulbulan!

Topics like these are pointless without pictures to prove. Dalhin nyo nga syota nyo sa gathering! Sige nga!
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 10:17 AM

QUOTE (Lulod @ May 19 2008, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Heh! Puro kayo daldal tungkol sa babae. Ang dami daming thread dito tungkol sa chicks kuno.

Puro kwento. Kwentutang walang kabulbulan!

Topics like these are pointless without pictures to prove. Dalhin nyo nga syota nyo sa gathering! Sige nga!


pwede!?!  sama mo din si butthead!


kaso, baka maraming pinagtataguan si yokababz.  hehe
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 10:34 AM

haha actually meron akong mga province na iniiwasan hehehe tongue.gif

dear bro,

               lahat ng iyong nabanggit ay maari din gamitin sa larangan ng panliligaw, ang pre emtive strike ay pwede pong gamitin,kumbaga sa sobrang gulat nya hindi na sya makakatanggi...sample is,hahawakan mo na lang sa kamay then halikan mo na. kung sinampal ka ay ibig sabihin nyan hindi ka nya trip! ang fast kill ay madalas gamitin sa VIP room.

as for shota,dinala ko si cherry blossom sa lagoon noon. hindi nyo lang nakita kasi nasa loob ng ulsa ko! tongue.gif

ok din ang multiple opponent!

isa pang tip...minsan may mga pakipot...pa demure kuno...teka,kwento ko na lang sa susunod kasi medyo brutal,baka ma ban ako hehehe

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 11:21 AM

QUOTE (kabayo @ May 19 2008, 02:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
haha actually meron akong mga province na iniiwasan hehehe tongue.gif

dear bro,

               lahat ng iyong nabanggit ay maari din gamitin sa larangan ng panliligaw, ang pre emtive strike ay pwede pong gamitin,kumbaga sa sobrang gulat nya hindi na sya makakatanggi...sample is,hahawakan mo na lang sa kamay then halikan mo na. kung sinampal ka ay ibig sabihin nyan hindi ka nya trip! ang fast kill ay madalas gamitin sa VIP room.

as for shota,dinala ko si cherry blossom sa lagoon noon. hindi nyo lang nakita kasi nasa loob ng ulsa ko! tongue.gif

ok din ang multiple opponent!

isa pang tip...minsan may mga pakipot...pa demure kuno...teka,kwento ko na lang sa susunod kasi medyo brutal,baka ma ban ako hehehe


if you only know what CB v2.0 might think, di ka maba-ban...wag ka lang mambitin..hhehehe
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 01:34 AM

hahaha...nag retire na si CB v 1.0 eh hehehe (ooops!)

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 04:02 AM

Mahal ang take out.. babayad pa ng bar fine.  Dine-in na lang.. papak-papak lang muna tapos pwede rin pakyaw, eat all you can.
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 04:34 AM

QUOTE (Raul @ May 19 2008, 08:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mahal ang take out.. babayad pa ng bar fine.  Dine-in na lang.. papak-papak lang muna tapos pwede rin pakyaw, eat all you can.


hirap lang bka makain mo yung leftover-basa-creamy filling ng previous customerS...
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 04:52 AM

QUOTE (bro @ May 20 2008, 01:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Raul @ May 19 2008, 08:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mahal ang take out.. babayad pa ng bar fine.  Dine-in na lang.. papak-papak lang muna tapos pwede rin pakyaw, eat all you can.


hirap lang bka makain mo yung leftover-basa-creamy filling ng previous customerS...

Sinabi ko bang ikaw ang kakain? Kung gusto mo pwede rin, pero kung maselan ka, sabunin mo ng ajax powder. Banlawan mo ng clorox. Tapos blowdry mo ng iskupeta.
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 04:58 AM

yak! kadiri! hahaha kaya nga may bidet na yun mga motel ngayon for that purpose biggrin.gif kapag mahilig ka manisid ng tahong,kailangan hugasan muna. baka ma red tide!

alala ko tuloy yun donut sa american pie...

yihaaaaa! tigidig!!!!!!! tigidig!!!!!!



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